Your logo.
My skin.
8 looking at me right now·9 total visitors so far
- 4/43
- zones sold
- 1/10
- spots sold
- €1,538
- raised
- 18.0%
- skin covered
Tap a body part to see its price. Drag to rotate.
How it works
Pick a zone
Rotate the 3D me and click a body part. Every zone has a fixed price based on its surface area. Feeling lucky? Grab a random spot instead.
Upload your logo
Add your name and a logo, crop it to the shape of the zone and preview it on my skin. Then pay the fixed price through Stripe.
You're on me
Your logo goes live on the virtual me right away, with your link and description, for every visitor to see.
Not my body?
Build your own.
Create your own tattooable 3D body live in the browser and modify it with over 230 options. Publish it at noregrats.lol/your-name and share the link.
The flash sheet
Everything already inked on me, and who put it there. Pick a free zone to join the sheet.
Upper chest
Inked
SCOTTY P, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING
Chest
Inked
Auxie is a Belgian peer-to-peer rental marketplace that connects people and businesses who want to rent out items with people who need them. Users can rent things like tools, machines, bikes, and event equipment locally, while owners can earn money from items they don’t use regularly.
Left upper arm
Inked
Nouvelle Rita is the amazing artist that put this tattoo on my body in real life.
Left inner upper arm
Inked
Lizad Tattoo is the amazing artist that put this tattoo on my body in real life.
Random spot #1 · 6 × 6 cm
€1
hahaha this test works
Questions you have
Is this real?+
Do you think I'm an idiot? Yes. Am I actually getting your logo tattooed on my real skin? Probably not. Only if I really really really like it.
What happens after I pay?+
Your logo appears on the virtual me right away, for you and for every other visitor.
How do random spots work?+
Spot prices follow the triangular numbers: the n-th spot sold costs 1 + 2 + … + n euros, so €1, €3, €6, €10, €15 and so on. Only 10 spots are open at a time. You upload a square logo and the site draws your spot at checkout. Spots can land anywhere, including across a zone somebody else already bought. No swaps, no refunds for bad luck.
What file should I upload?+
A PNG, JPG, WebP or SVG. A transparent background gives the best result: it becomes skin instead of a white box. After uploading you crop it to the exact shape of your zone.
Can I put anything on you?+
No. Nothing illegal, no hate, no racism.
Is 'left' your left or mine?+
I don't know either. Just buy both sides and the problem solves itself.
Refunds?+
Permanent ink, permanent payment. Almost never. If we mess up on our side and can't fix it, we sort it out. Changed your mind, don't like the look, or your logo broke the rules? No.